Saturday, May 17, 2008

Advice to all Shipping

A simple word of advice don't let Valonia any where near your Vodka unless you are prepared for the consequences. A quarter of a bottle later, I have lost all my money at Poker( beginners luck), had an impromptu sing along to the levellers and then the drama of how badly she is going to stagger whilst trying to get back home. This was all in the wee small hours and she had only come over for was a cup of tea.

8 comments:

Whitewater said...

i ALSO MEANT TO SAY THAT SHE IS A VERY RESPECTABLE PERSON.

Whitewater said...

I would like to add she is only respectable when she is sober,which is not very often, enough said

valonia said...

Damn straight

valonia said...

P.S. It's your fault I was drunk. You GAVE me vodka. It would have been impolite to say no.

Whitewater said...

I never forced you to drink the vodka, in fact you always seem to be able to polish of vodka like it is water.

valonia said...

I was Russian in my previous life. What more can you expect? BTW Do you want any stick insects? They don't drink vodka.

Whitewater said...

Shame you can't handle your drink like a good russian,just ask Boris he managed to be President in a rather hazy alcohol cloud. And no I don't want stick insects.

valonia said...

I could be President. Damn sexist world. At least I would have Vodka listed as a staple diet in my manifesto.

VOTE FOR ME!

Are you sure about the stick insects? How about a cat or two?